5) Brother James and the Eye Tyrant

[Hywaywolf]

so tele in, grapple them, and tele back to the well room and tie them up. Interrogate them, then take them up to the authorities?

[LibraryLass]

Hey, if we're not using our teleportation to solve problems creatively, we shouldn't be allowed to do it at all.

[Jandolar]

The CoS takes a few seconds to decide on a course of action and then they all grasp hands with Opyeen. A thought from the mage and bamf they are on the other side of the door standing amongst the two mercenaries.

Hey! What the hell? comes from the larger one still with the pipe in his hand.

Oh shit! Its that group of... hehe.....hahaha... AHAHAHAHA *sputter* HAHAHAAHAHAHHAH.. from the smaller one as he bursts into laughter. *giggles* Oh hell we're screwed now! HAHAHAHAH They're going to kill us! He tries to pull his sword and ends up hitting the buckle on his sword belt dropping belt and sword to the ground.

The larger one starts giggling hehehehehehhe. Dumb ass! Gods be damned you are the worst fighter ever! hehehehe. He looks to Hermia and Mae and offers his pipe Hey? You're kind of cute.... fancy a hit? Maybe some hitting later on? Heheheehhe

[Woe]

Ravoneth steps up from behind Giovanni, looks over the orcs, and says, "One of you two boys can come over here. Leave your belt there. You won't be needing it." She holds out one hand to the nearest merc, keeping her other tightly on Oupeen's hand.

[Hywaywolf]

Oypeen will say, "come, bring all your stuff with you." He will then step forward and place a hand on the nearest merc and when he sees that someone is touching the 2nd merc and that everyone is touching as a group he will portal back to the well room.

(we don't want to leave anything behind to maybe give a clue that they were taken rather than just wandered off or maybe run away from their duties)

[Woe]

I expected Hermia and Mae to follow Ravoneth's lead and seduce the other merc, but /shrug/ maybe they're into male elves too.

[Hywaywolf]

((haha, I didn't even get that was what you were doing. oh well, Oypeen adds a swish to his movement. I just don't want them to leave their weapons behind. That would show that they were taken/defeated rather than just disappeared on their own.)

[LibraryLass]

[Eh, everyone knows it's not gay if he's an elf.]

Mae glares and grabs Hermia's hand and waist defiantly, but Hermia, following Ravoneth's lead, turns on the charm.

"We'll see, maybe. But I'd prefer if you come with us somewhere a little more... intimate."

[Woe]

Now we have three to choose from, the not-gay elf male, the awkwardly-trying-to-be-sexy elf female, and the two-for-one offer from Hermia. My money is that the belt is going to stay on the floor and Oypeen will be picking it up.

OOC: I thought about what happens if the sword was discovered, but decided I'd rather have them unarmed than armed. Of course, if they were unarmed and someone cleaned up after them, that'd be even better.

[Jandolar]

Ok I don't know what exactly happened there with the not-gay gay-elf thing or the virgin adept seductress and I've got nothing to offer for the sexually aggressive female halfling and her not-so-sure girlfriend.... what the hell is going on in this game? I don't judge I just script the environment. In a PG fashion. I swear if this turns into a Porn by Post PbP Chris is going to ban me for life.

The two mercenaries, giggling as they go, end up on the circle of friends and Opyeen triggers his ring (without any awkward sex or innuendo) and they all arrive at the bottom of the well. Paul and Daryn come out of the magical travel a tad stunned and stuttering. Daryn (the smaller one) promptly sits on the floor and rubs his head Oh damn... this is going to hurt in the morning... He looks around a bit. Where'd I leave my beer? Paul on the other hand shakes his head and looks at his pipe as if the answers of the universe can be found there. Anyone have a light?