heh, ever read that 'stupid dnd monsters' artical (its pretty amusing btw, i highly recommend it, it also has a sequal btw)? that thing is actually included, of course he includes alot of monters which most ppl think are cool, infact i think most of the 'stupid' monsters in the artical are actually pretty cool (i even like the raggamoffyns, okay they're wierd and sorta pointless, but they're unique and add an interesting scenario to the game). btw, the sole reason he included the corruptor corpse was bc he thought the description was unclear as to weather the thing was throwing parts of its body, or the stuff that comes out of ppl's tail ends (most of his stupid creatures are there solely bc they reference bodily functions, most often farting). i personnally dont like it either, bc i hate zombies, they're just gross. and a zombie that mutilates itself then throws the pieces at you is just even more disgusting. i've never been able to understand why they're so popular. i dont mind skeletons, infact i sorta like them, but i dont like slimy, rotting, disease-infested meat running up to you and slapping you. and it doesnt make much sense, simply being near the things can give you a menagerie of fatal illnesses, even if it doesnt manage to touch you. the necromancer himself shouldn't be able to survive for long, the only exception being a lich, aka a nercormancer who's already dead anyway. and couldn't they make a mindless soldier out of something more durable (and hygenic), i mean they can make golums out of any material you can imagine, from wood to iron to bones, even brain matter. who would try to make a rotting corpse a soldier when there's so many other options available?dymondy2k wrote:Don't use the monsters from Pathfinder... They are meanI think they only edition bias you are going to find here might be from 4e, not to say the creatures aren't cool.. The zombie that tears pieces of itself off to throw at you, that's kind of badass. But it really would be hard to nail down what would work in earlier editions using the 4e monster template. I think your better off taking an existing BFRPG creature and tweaking it to get the creature you want.
clearly, players seem to have drastically different ideas as to what's cool and what isnt.
now i'm scared that i'm going to get banned for trolling....
i would post something useful, but everyone's already said all there is to say: just make it up freeform. its the only thing you can do.
