What the actual you know what?!
What the actual you know what?!
I had 11 wood golems patrolling a clearing. 11.
A party of 4 level 1 adventurers attacked. I laughed. I was like "You're all rolling up new characters."
I attack their fighter (level 1 human fighter, chain mail, shield, long sword). For FIVE TURNS IN A ROW WITH MULTIPLE ATTACKERS and couldn't get a single d20 to roll over 10. What the actual you know what?!
They won. They ACTUALLY won. I AM CURSED! THE DICE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN ME.
A party of 4 level 1 adventurers attacked. I laughed. I was like "You're all rolling up new characters."
I attack their fighter (level 1 human fighter, chain mail, shield, long sword). For FIVE TURNS IN A ROW WITH MULTIPLE ATTACKERS and couldn't get a single d20 to roll over 10. What the actual you know what?!
They won. They ACTUALLY won. I AM CURSED! THE DICE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN ME.
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They got lucky this time but next time the dice will make them pay harshly lol. The universe has a way of balancing itself back out. I predict a TPK at the hands of a blind, lame goblin.
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Well what can I say but they got so lucky lol
Oh well next time they will pay for their folly.
Oh well next time they will pay for their folly.
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I'm still shocked. How?! How could my dice have betrayed me?! I mean the odds on this are insanely unlikely.
- Tazer_The_Yoot
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Sometimes it really do be like that.
Probability, man. It's weird.
Probability, man. It's weird.
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I'm still bitter!
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I have a player in one of my campaigns that is and elf fighter/magic-user that always rolls terribly when they need a good roll but always excels with saving throws. They wish their character would just bite the dust already but is somehow oddly invincible. In combat when I roll for enemy attacks they often miss. At this point we are convinced he is the king of failing forward.
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My money is also on party death by blind, lame goblin.
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So we came super close to a TPK tonight - the fighter went down first, followed by the cleric, then the paladin. With nothing but a druid/scout left, the fight continued. It was 1 wood golem, 1 party member.
Both had grievous wounds. Both were at one hit point.
Both rolled a 3 for initiative.
The druid managed to land a hit, and scored two points of damage.
The wood golem MISSED!
Both had grievous wounds. Both were at one hit point.
Both rolled a 3 for initiative.
The druid managed to land a hit, and scored two points of damage.
The wood golem MISSED!
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I love this kind of thing, yes, even as a GM!
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