What the actual you know what?!

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Rosisha
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It was actually really epic.
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Now that's the kind of fight that roleplaying is all about truly epic
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There are a LOT of wood golems in your adventure! :shock:
Appropriate that the druid offed it though. :D
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Rosisha wrote: Sun Apr 18, 2021 8:22 pm I had 11 wood golems patrolling a clearing. 11.

A party of 4 level 1 adventurers attacked. I laughed. I was like "You're all rolling up new characters."

I attack their fighter (level 1 human fighter, chain mail, shield, long sword). For FIVE TURNS IN A ROW WITH MULTIPLE ATTACKERS and couldn't get a single d20 to roll over 10. What the actual you know what?!

They won. They ACTUALLY won. I AM CURSED! THE DICE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN ME.
I had a my adventurers attack a flesh golem with swords that deal lightning damage (custom magic item). And they won. Twice. (the thief died the second time. )
You'll get used to it. I call it "Player Luck".
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Never underestimate the power of dice that hate you.
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Episode Zero wrote: Sat May 22, 2021 11:08 am Never underestimate the power of dice that hate you.
The golden rule of being a GM :lol:
Is it the dice against you or you against the dice?
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